A Strange Scene...

The drunkest guy in the bar is attempting to follow a little bouncing ball on a screen. The ball bounces from word to word, beat by beat, following the lyrics to a Kid Rock-Sheryl Crow collaboration. There is but one ball, but he sees several, and it takes all the concentration leftover from trying to stay standing to follow along with the words. "Slurring" doesn't even begin to describe the sound he's making.
Then there's the tone deaf woman slaughtering Nancy Sinatra's "These boots...." somehow making that song even flat-er.
It's just a small moment of karaoke night at the local pub, at least they had the rodeo on tv... Strong mean in big hats working tandem with their horses, racing out and tackling a cow, legs roped together in moments. It's a strange scene in a day.